A Guy Tries to Hide From the Cops Underwater . . . but Is Caught When He Comes Up for Air

by kstarcountry | Jan 22, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm

As everyone who’s ever watched a movie knows, if you want to hide underwater, you need to put a little reed in your mouth and use it as a snorkel.  I mean, that’s just Hiding in Water 101. There’s a 36-year-old guy named Daniel Booth from Macclenny,...

A Lighthouse Keeper Won the Lottery but Couldn’t Collect for Two Months Until He Found Someone to Cover for Him

by kstarcountry | Jan 22, 2020 | The Funny Farm

      There aren’t many people in the world that are more ISOLATED than lighthouse keepers.  Which is a job that still exists, I just found out. There’s a guy named Ivan Dubinsky, and he’s a lighthouse keeper in British Columbia, Canada. Back in...

A Jewelry Thief Leaves Behind His Fanny Pack with His ID in It

by kstarcountry | Jan 21, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm

We rarely see a story like this, where someone’s wanted by the fashion police AND the real police . . . A jewelry store owner in San Diego was talking to a couple on Friday.  And the woman claimed she had to go back out to the car to get her wallet. Then after...

A Bank Robber Used a Pillow Case as a Mask . . . But Forgot to Cut Eye Holes

by kstarcountry | Jan 20, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm

I get that not every criminal prepares like they’re pulling off an “Ocean’s Eleven”-style heist . . . but you gotta prepare a LITTLE. There’s a 47-year-old guy named Matthew Davies from Dunfermline, Scotland.  And last September, he tried...

A “Buff” Guy Managed to Pull the Sword Out of the Stone at Disneyland

by kstarcountry | Jan 20, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm

I guess America just found its KING? Earlier this month, a guy named Sam, who’s been described as “buff” and “really jacked,” was at Disneyland in California.  And he managed to pull the SWORD out of the stone in front of the King Arthur...