by kstarcountry | Jan 24, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
Just because you’ve got an amazing mullet doesn’t mean you’re above the law. Apparently. There’s a 56-year-old guy named Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage in Wynnewood, Oklahoma. He’s a zookeeper who runs a private petting zoo with a lot...
by kstarcountry | Jan 22, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
As everyone who’s ever watched a movie knows, if you want to hide underwater, you need to put a little reed in your mouth and use it as a snorkel. I mean, that’s just Hiding in Water 101. There’s a 36-year-old guy named Daniel Booth from Macclenny,...
by kstarcountry | Jan 21, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
We rarely see a story like this, where someone’s wanted by the fashion police AND the real police . . . A jewelry store owner in San Diego was talking to a couple on Friday. And the woman claimed she had to go back out to the car to get her wallet. Then after...
by kstarcountry | Jan 20, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
I get that not every criminal prepares like they’re pulling off an “Ocean’s Eleven”-style heist . . . but you gotta prepare a LITTLE. There’s a 47-year-old guy named Matthew Davies from Dunfermline, Scotland. And last September, he tried...
by kstarcountry | Jan 20, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
I guess America just found its KING? Earlier this month, a guy named Sam, who’s been described as “buff” and “really jacked,” was at Disneyland in California. And he managed to pull the SWORD out of the stone in front of the King Arthur...
by kstarcountry | Jan 17, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
A guy went into a Walmart in Winter Haven, Florida earlier this month, and he was wearing HOVERSHOES. If you’re not familiar, they’re basically powered roller skates . . . you have one on each foot and they propel you around. You can get a pair for around...
