by kstarcountry | Apr 1, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
We’re all learning what is and isn’t an “essential” business right now. And apparently, COCAINE DEALER is considered “non-essential” . . . even if basically every cocaine user out there would VEHEMENTLY disagree. The police in...
by kstarcountry | Mar 30, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
Breaking News: Uranus Is Leaking Gas This isn’t going to be a surprise to anyone out there, but Uranus is leaking gas. According to NASA, they found a glob of ionized gas called a plasmoid flying away from Uranus for the first time ever. They say it will...
by kstarcountry | Mar 26, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
Around 4:30 A.M. on Monday, three people in Beaver, Utah tried to break into an elderly couple’s home by kicking the door down. Ultimately they couldn’t get through, and they took off when the cops came. The cops caught two of them quickly, 23-year-old...
by kstarcountry | Mar 26, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
Which States Have Been Drinking the Most While We’re in Quarantine? A new study analyzed people’s tweets to figure out which states have been DRINKING the most during this period of staying at home. And here are the top 10 . . . Texas. California. New...
by kstarcountry | Mar 20, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
There’s GOT to be a better way to try to hide evidence than this. The cops in Orlando, Florida got a call on Monday about a guy trying to buy jewelry and gift cards with a stolen debit card. The guy was a 27-year-old named Jose Herrera. And when he saw the cops...
by kstarcountry | Mar 18, 2020 | Featured, The Funny Farm
A woman named Miley from Vancouver, Washington posted on Reddit about her recent handwashing issue. Quote, “Just realized my soap wasn’t working because it’s literally a block of cheese.” There’s more, quote, “It was a couple of...
