Well, it’s official: The Superman-Clark Kent “disguise” just doesn’t work in real life.
There’s a 30-year-old guy in Derbyshire, England named David Springthorpe, and he had a warrant out for several shoplifting charges.
And he tried to disguise himself by . . . wearing glasses.
BUT there was a problem. He didn’t cover up his giant neck tattoo.
Oh, and also, his left ear is unusually big, and he didn’t figure out a way to disguise that either.
So a cop easily recognized him on the street last week and arrested him. And he was sentenced to 30 weeks in jail. (Birmingham Mail)